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Types of kudos that should be available on AO3 for WIPS

Tentative Kudos: You’ve caught my interest, please continue. This might get good.
Cliffhanger Kudos: DON’T END IT THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! If I leave kudos will you post the next bit faster?
Where the fuck are you Kudos: It's been months since your last update... maybe if I leave you kudos...
Pat on the head Kudos: This WIP is proceeding well, have a cookie.
The anti-kudos: What the fuck did you just do in this chapter? I take back my previous kudos!
Let me love you Kudos: HOLY SHIT YOU FINISHED IT AND DIDN’T FUCK IT UP YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE PERSON. YOU MADE FIC DUDE CONGRATS
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

okayophelia:

megannagemmegan:

#we never joke about legally blonde #like really let’s just #first: obvious girl power message about how we don’t need no man and how you can do what you want with hard work #including the things people say are quote hard like get into harvard law (see photoset) #second: genuinely clever #like seriously clever wonderful well-written comedy that doesn’t stoop to low brow type humor #oh no sir no one is slipping and falling on a banana or making jokes about sex here #third: GIRLS CAN BE FRIENDS AND NOT HATE EACH OTHER #elle is so nice to even vivien who she probably is allowed to not like #she asks in the movie how could she be so mean #she genuinely does not understand cruelty how WONDERFUL ELLE WOODS IS WONDERFUL #FOUR: REESE WITHERSPOON LITERALLY IN THIS FILM MAKES YOU CRY WITH LAUGHTER #and then cry with tears #over a dumb girl comedy #that’s the best part because it’s all about some dumb cali girl majoring in fashion merchandising and people expected that #and they got one of the best movies in recent memory

The tags, though.

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

caitlinriley:

get into hockey they said.
it will be fun they said.
stop crying because of a stanley cup commercial they said. 

ianoseha